Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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