okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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