called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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