That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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