oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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