That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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