he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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