id be glad to
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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