literally had 100 drinks last night.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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