Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
