you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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