She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I've blown a few things in my day
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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