So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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