if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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