I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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