what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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