He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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