A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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