I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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