Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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