I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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