fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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