Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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