Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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