I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
why is half of my head shaved?
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