told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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