Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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