Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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