Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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