My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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