I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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