So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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