ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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