The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize