is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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