i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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