he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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