the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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