so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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