Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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