Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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