Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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