Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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