i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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