I wannas sexs uuuuu
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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