I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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