the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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