Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you win again, gameday.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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