Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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