just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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