Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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