it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i need some magic done to my vagina
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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