dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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