so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
