i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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