dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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