We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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