Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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